Emperor Palpatine Urges Citizens To Give Up Their Blasters Since They'd Need A Death Star To Beat The Empire

https://babylonbee.com/news/emperor-palpatine-urges-everyone-to-give-up-their-useless-blasters-as-rebels-would-need-a-death-star-to-topple-the-empire CORUSCANT - Emperor Sheev Palpatine has made a new push for blaster control in an effort to bring peace to the galaxy.'We live in a world where the common rogue feels he can just shoot first whenever he feels like it,' Palpatine said in a speech at the former headquarters of the Galactic Senate. 'Th... (Feed generated with FetchRSS) June 24, 2021 at 08:23PM - E Pluribus OTAP

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