Hmm...so, what is the minimum age to get a woman?
Do I have to pass a background check to take one home?
Do I get two felonies if I take a woman with me to Capital’s Ice Cream?
If I have a tall woman in a car with me, do I need to make sure she isn’t loaded before I drive off?
If I have a really short woman in a car with me and I don’t have a license for her, is it a crime for her to be there if I get stopped for not using my blinker?
Do I need to have a license to have a woman on a boat with me?
If I take a woman within 1000 feet of a school, will I get fined $5000, go to jail for 5 years and become prohibited from having any more women for the rest of my life?
If my woman has a soft voice or is mute, will I go to jail if don’t pay the government $200 to register, get my name tattooed/branded/engraved on her, keep her in a safe when I’m not around or let anyone else use her when I’m not present?
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April 26, 2021 at 04:56PM - E Pluribus OTAP
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Hmm...so, what is the minimum age to get a woman? Do I have to pass a background check to take one home? Do I get two felonies...
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